To lift the gloom surrounding England’s all failing South African World Cup (mis) adventure, here’s a few of the cleaner anecdotes that we have been receiving here at Ringtones-Direct -

The hot sunny weather that the UK is currently experiencing is set to continue despite yesterdays shower arriving in quickly from South Africa.

Rumours circulating yesterday that England’s flight home was to be diverted to Glasgow Airport to receive a heroes welcome were finally proved to be untrue.

Who?

MISSING PERSONS REPORT . Have you seen Wayne Rooney? Description -  lazy fat bloke, went missing in South Africa 3 weeks ago.

David Blane is said to be gutted that his world record has been broken by Wayne Rooney – 44 days in a box doing absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? According to Fifa it didn’t.

Have you got any more? If so, we could do with a laugh – please post them in the comments box below and PLEASE keep them clean or they won’t get published!!

Feeling Horny?

Want to get your hands on possibly the most annoying sound around right now?

Yes, we have the talk of the World Cup so far (Apart from the Jabulani ball, Robert Green’s gaff and Robbie Earle’s ticket allocation), the Vuvuzela is now available to download as a ringtone right here at Ringtones-Direct.

Be the envy or your mates down the pub or risk getting a shoeing more like, every time your phone rings by emulating the ‘unique’ atmosphere of this years World Cup in South Africa.

And for a limited time only you can get your Vuvuzela for only £3.00 – This special offer is only available whilst England are in the competition,  so better be quick and download your Vuvuzela today before we get to penalties.

Top 10 Ringtones

Check out our latest Top 10 ringtones here. All of the ringtones featured are available at Ringtones-Direct. The Top 10 is regularly updated to give you the best selection of the hottest, best selling tracks from the biggest artists right now.

Eminem returns to our latest Top 10 this week with Not Afraid, his first single since last year’s We Made You hit number 4. Not surprisingly we have a couple of football related tracks in the chart this week, with the official World Cup release by K Naan and his Wavin Flag, and also closer to home, Baddiel and Skinner are back again with 3 Lions,  still hoping to bring football home to Blighty.

Our big number 1 this week is Tinie Tempah, gaining his second chart topping release after the success of his first single Pass Out , with a new entry, Frisky.

Last Updated 18th June 2010.

Cantina Capers

Product: Star Wars Cantina
Developer: THQ Wireless
Publisher: THQ Wireless
Format: Mobile
Genre: TV and Movies
Players: 1
Format: J2ME
File size: 601kb
Reviewed on: Nokia N97
Version: Europe

Hop in the shoes of galactic adventurer Nia Adea and try your hand at running a little cantina on Tatooine serving refreshments on a hot desert planet can get really hectic! Featuring a colourful clientele familiar to all fans of classic Star Wars, trigger happy Rodians, burly Gamorreans, Imperial stormtroopers and even a Hutt among others. There is never a dull moment in the Thirsty Bantha Cantina!

If like me the Cantina theme is etched on your mind as one of the most catchy little ditties in movie history, then your bound to be drawn to this excellent Star Wars themed game. Similar in gameplay to Diner Dash, your aim is to serve as many of the weird and wonderful characters residing in the cantina bar as possible with an array of multi coloured drinks. Getting the order wrong is not the be all and end all however – forget an order and a Rodian laser may sever a Gamorreans arm at the drop of a space helmet. Inter galactic riots then ensue.

The gameplay of this new Star Wars release needs a better finger dexterity than other Diner Dash style games, with the zoom function meaning that you have to be quite masterful with the speed of the button pushing. The characters are expertly designed – mirroring the big screen creations exactly with a retro feel to them also. This is a major plus to the Star Wars releases in our opinion. What with 15 career levels and infinite modes, the length of this game makes up for the simplicity of the actual premise – serving refreshments to mad aliens.

Ringtones-Direct marks out of 10 – 9/10.

Take up the space bar challenge and download Star Wars Cantina from Ringtones-Direct today. It’s sure to serve up an out of this world experience.

Top 10 Mobile Games

Here’s where you can find our Top 10 Mobile Games. All of the games featured are available at Ringtones-Direct. The Top 10 is compiled from regularly updated sales to give you the best selection of the hottest, best selling games right now!

Back to the top of the best sellers this week is Skill Ball Bingo, showing that old fashioned board games can make the transition to mobile very easily. Celebrating his 30th birthday in style is PAC-MAN at number 2. Considering the World Cup is in full swing it’s surprising to see that  only one football themed game, Pro Evolution Soccer 2010 makes the Top 10 this week, possibly due to the fact that there is not a Vuvuzela to be heard anywhere on the game soundtrack.

Last Updated 16th June 2010.

Fed up with the World Cup already? Too much football on TV? Sick and tired of hearing of Ledley King’s latest injury?

Anyone for tennis?

Get away from the drone of those vuvuzelas and celebrate the fact that Wimbledon 2010 is only a week away. Why not download a great tennis game from our great range here. We’ve served you up a taster of what you can find below.

Roger Federer Open	Tennis Smash Out	Rafa Nadal

We’ve also managed to get our hands on some tennis wallpapers that you’re bound to ‘love’. Just click on the link here.